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A kusarigama, but it has a buttplug at the end instead of a flail

PSA: Just went to Taco Bell and noticed the Nacho Fries are back. Thank me later.

hey, it's your boy, almost bearded millenial here, I'm going to talk to you about why blockchains are the future

having no idea what's going on when anything happens but picking it up from snippets from angryposts
PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE TO UNLOCK YOUR FULLWIDTH DREAMS ツ

What are some good meme accounts to follow in the fediverse?

Yeah, I'm an enby

E - Tired
N - Tired
B - Tired
Y - Someone give me fifty dollars

An outlook extension, but it makes all emails self destruct after reading.

[ 4.040333] Checking for the daddi bug...
[ 4.042780] no.

Why some men are terrified of moisturizing is beyond me.

If properly hydrated skin means you are no longer a man, then your masculinity was already pretty fragile Steve.

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