Can't wait for this Switch game to come out
This is the type of news I live for.
TIL: The average person has 70 spontaneous uranium atom fissions in their body within a life time.
In case nobody gave you a flower today, here's one from ya boi WalterLuigi
Get drunk and binge netflix until I pass out?
Force myself to play a video game despite my lack of motivation?
>26 yo, sysadmin
>5 years at current job
>8 years experience in IT overall
>"Oh anon, where's the admin. I've having issues accessing SMB://x.foo.com
>I am the admin
>"No really anon. Why would some 16 year old intern be admin?"
>No, really. I am the admin. And I'm not 16, I'm almost 30.
>"Stop joking anon."
Goddamn it. I'm never gonna get any respect am I?
Cryptids ASMR: Admin Delegates You to Take a Shower While He Cooks Breakfast This Morning
The SCP wiki but it's all just items and characters from The Twilight Zone
I just got a telemarketer to open vi. Yourrrrrr're Welcome!
wrote a comment which was
# include this line to include include paths for core library includes included in directories included in core library directories
Windows 10: *deletes all your files*
Windows 10: *revokes your license key*
Windows 10: *pushes ads to you in start menu*
Windows 10: *automatically restarts while you're in the middle of something*
Windows 10: *locks after 30 seconds when configured to lock at 900*
Windows fanboys: "Well at least our system isn't POSIX compliant!"
Classical learning curve for some classic editors
proud of my computer for putting up with my shit
Me:*Stands up too fast*
Nature: You thought B!